A Fine Tuning of 30 Memes

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  • 01
    Heather @henmack The 8 yr old just asked why the tooth fairy doesn't just dig up de d people to get teeth. I don't know, but it's a good question.
  • 02
    Joseph K. @wallsallaround How is this not a Onion quote THR The Hollywood Reporter @THR. 1d Harrison Ford has thoughts about a new species of snake that has been named Tachymenoides harrisonfordi: thr.cm/ldwZODP Hollywood REPORTER These scientists keep naming critters after me, but it's always the ones that terrify children. I don't understand. I spend my free time cross- stitching. I sing lullabies to my basil plants, so they won't fear the night." HARRISON FORD 4:55 PM 8/15/23 3.9M Views 6,812
  • 03
    my dad watching tv 5 year old me coming out of my room to say i threw up
  • 04
    trying to order at the drive-thru with a kid in the back seat
  • 05
    + @blondecity god the girls you put on earth to be around the river like nymphs and fairies are being forced to work
  • 06
    "And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile, And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, And you may ask yourself, ‘well, how did I get here?""
  • 07
    The masculine urge to go to sleep in a nightcap and nightgown and snore like honk shoo honk shoo until being awoken by a noise and investigating with a little candle holder
  • 08
    Henry VIII's wives if they'd never met him B E PARRE
  • 09
    hold on... i'm trying to find out where the h this loca has been
  • 10
    You Retweeted 1984's George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS Hey (with intentions of getting iced coffee and going thrift shopping with you) 10:25 AM 18 Jul 22 Twitter for iPhone 252 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 2,054 Likes 27
  • 11
    oats @oats (weezer Beverley hills voice) mentally ill 9:59 AM 11/13/19 Twitter for iPhone •
  • 12
    When you finally find someone who's just as weird as you are and you instantly have this unexplainable connection ITS SRAEILY
  • 13
    SPOILER: For those who haven't finished Friends yet, Phoebe kills Ross and ends up in jail. OFRIENDSXFACTS
  • 14
    Horror Movie Stills @horrorstills Horror movie fans be like "I need to relax" and put on a movie where a woman saws her own head off with piano wire
  • 15
    melissa kravitz hoeffner @melissabethk who says making friends as an adult is hard Do you want to all meet up and get flu shots?
  • 16
    the silly @mysillycomics i love saving images onto my cell phone. it's like picking berries 12:42 AM 2022-09-12 Twitter for iPhone 1,821 Retweets 47 Quote Tweets 10.3K Likes
  • 17
    When you see some teens having fun and making memories at the camp you did at Jason has never seen such bulls
  • 18
    such nerve! @suchnerve "you think you're smarter than elon musk" no, i KNOW i'm smarter than elon musk. i'm also funnier and hotter. hope that helps
  • 19
    Me showing my kids where something is after they tell me they can't find it gif-finder.com
  • 20
    When I'm trying to squeeze in 5 minutes of self-care but my kids keep showing me YouTube videos @oneawkwardmom
  • 21
    heavensghost Follow talking about your feelings is SO important I won't do it but u guys definitely should @ballsmgcee420
  • 22
    Kelsey Farish @KelseyFarish 600 Thanks for the push notification, Siri - that's exactly what I needed in that moment 13:56 now Loud Environment Sound levels hit 90 decibels. Around 30 minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss. Repeated long-term 9:25 AM 9/18/22 Twitter for iPhone
  • 23
    dirt prince @pant_leg when having difficult conversations over text i believe in a method called "the sandwich approach" it's where you send one meme, then six emotionally vulnerable texts, then another meme and an "Imao" as a garnish
  • 24
    DnD Sesame Tweet @DnDSesame When the guy from IT has to come up and talk with accounting. 2:42 PM - 9/23/22 Twitter for Android
  • 25
    Me: Has anyone seen my Sharpie marker? My kid: s Lefty sharmon COM OS POOD OS
  • 26
    me, trying to rewire my neural pathways by saying nice things to myself: @wholesome recovery.memes
  • 27
    Friends: Why are you always showing us memes? Me: It's a role given to me by the internet people
  • 28
    When she looks through your phone and all she finds is: How to build a raccoon house Is it illegal to take raccoons from a park? What foods do raccoons like? Raccoon sounds
  • 29
    When ADHD people say their brain is faster than a neurotypical's this is what they mean NAVY NAVY It's Not Rocket SCIENCE AMAZINGFACT.CO In 1953 due to high speed the f-11 fighter shot itself because it was faster than it's own bullet.
  • 30
    A future version of yourself that is free from fear and insecurity is not more worthy of love than you are right now.

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